Channel
your inner
smart ass
Hilarious. Engaging.
Versatile.
Channel your inner smart ass, buckle up and get ready for a night you won't forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much you drink). Whether you're looking to take the edge off a stressful week or just want to let loose with your friends, The King of Crude has got you covered. Its writing prompts will make you come up with some inappropriate sh*t that'll have everyone in stitches. King of Crude includes three different game modes to choose from, so there is something for every freakin' one of you.
Ready for a wild ride?
Game Objective
Unleash your inner smart ass and collect as many tokens as you can. The player with the most tokens at the end of the game will be crowned The King of Crude.
3 GAME MODES
Whodunnit
Use your twisted mind, smart mouth, and gutter instincts to snitch on your pals and emerge as the winner!
Fill in the Damn Blank
Come up with the dirtiest, nastiest, and most outrageous response to fill in those damn blanks.
Verbal Vendetta
Don't hold back, let it all out and give us a taste of what you wish to say to those everyday scenarios that piss you off.
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